I see that quote from Max that begins “Probably Darren Criss…” and I think, “Couldn’t that be the answer to so many questions?”
Why so distracted? Probably Darren Criss.
What are you listening to? Probably Darren Criss.
What do you want to do tonight? Probably Darren Criss.
Football (American) Announcer: Wow! They’re really manhandling whosit tonight!
Me: Should they really be manhandling each other?
Mr. Lil: There’s a lot of homoerotic subtext to this game.
Me: Ya think?
Watching the LSU game last night the announcer said “penetrate the backfield,” I shit you not.